Nine ways to ruin a page.
Once you're in, the keyboard is the cat. On a phone, buttons appear on screen instead.
Walk
Stroll across headlines, images and buttons like they're shelves.
Jump
Press twice to double jump. Hold ↓ and jump to drop through a ledge.
Swat
Smack whatever is in front. Hold ↓ to swat what's underneath.
Scratch
Hold it down. Claw marks pile up until the thing breaks.
Hairball
Cough one up and fire it across the page. Gross, effective.
Zoomies
Hold it to run at full 3 a.m. speed.
Laser pointer
The cat hunts your mouse and wrecks everything near it.
Meow
Says something. Usually a demand.
Restore
Put the page back together so the cat can do it all again.
Bring the cat to any site.
Some sites refuse to open here. The bookmarklet skips that and runs the cat right on the page you're looking at, even pages you're logged into. Drag the orange button to your bookmarks bar, open any website, then click it.
Questions people ask the cat.
Short answers. The cat has things to knock over.
Does this break the real website?
No. The cat wrecks a copy that lives in your browser tab. Close it or press R and everything is back. The site's owners never see a thing.
Why does a page take a few seconds?
Many sites build their content with JavaScript after they load. When that happens, Cat Chaos opens the page in a full browser first, waits for it to finish, and hands the finished page to the cat.
Why won't some sites open?
Some sites block requests like ours, usually with a security check. Use the bookmarklet on those, since it runs inside your own browser.
Can I type or log in on a page?
No. Pages open as a still copy, and forms are switched off so nothing gets sent anywhere. Links still work and open the next page for the cat.
Does it work on a phone?
Yes. On-screen buttons replace the keyboard. It's more fun on a big screen, where there's more to knock over.